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when will i see you again ..

when will my heart palpitate ..

you once made me perfectly happy …

i enjoyed every moment we’ve spent together …

now i long for your embrace , your touch , and sweet kiss ..

i think about the past , but i did not regret loving you …

more and more is what i want …

i just hope that someday …

my heart would feel the same kind of love like i felt
when we were together ..

happiness is just a teardrop away ~

ORANGE ZIPPO 17

A little boy goes to his father and asks

"Daddy, how was I born?"

The father answers:

"Well son,

I guess one day you will need

to find out anyway!

Your Mom and I

first got together

in a chat room 

on Yahoo.

Then I set up a date

via e-mail

with your Mom

and

we met at a cyber-cafe.

We sneaked

into a secluded room,

where your mother agreed

to a download

from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready

to upload, 

we discovered that

neither one of us

had used a firewall,

and

since it was too late

to hit the delete button,

nine months later

a little Pop-Up appeared

that said:

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You got Male!

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I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
    "If you’re going to kill each other, do it
outside. I just finished cleaning."
             
     2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
     "You better pray that will come out of the
carpet."
             
     3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
     "If  you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock
you into the middle of next week!"
             
    4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
     " Because I said so, that’s why."
            
     5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
     "If you fall out of that swing and break your
neck, you’re not going to the store with me."
             
     6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
     "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident."
             
    7. My mother taught me IRONY.
    "Keep crying, and I’ll give you something to cry
about."

         
     8. My mother taught me about the science of
OSMOSIS.
     "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
             
     9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
     "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your
neck!"
             
     10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
    "You’ll sit there until all of those peas are gone."
             
     11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
      "This  room of yours looks as if a tornado went
through it."
            
    12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
     "If I told you once, I’ve told you a million times, don’t exaggerate!"
             
     13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
     "I brought you into this world, and I can take
you out"
            
     14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR
MODIFICATION.
     "Stop acting like your father!"
             
     15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
    "There  are  millions  of less fortunate
children in this world who don’t have wonderful
parents like you do"
             
     16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
     "Just wait until we get home."
             
     17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
     "You are going to get it when you get home!"
             
     18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If  you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they
are going to freeze that way."
             
    19. My mother taught me ESP.
    "Put your sweater on; don’t you think I know
when you are cold?"
             
     20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
     "When  that  lawn  mower  cuts  off your toes,
don’t come running to me."
             
     21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
     "If you don’t eat your vegetables,  you’ll never grow up."
             
     22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
     "You’re just like your father."
             
     23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
     "Shut that door behind you.  Do you think you
were born in a barn?"
             
     24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
     "When you get to be my age,  you’ll understand."
               
     25.  And  my  favorite:

   My  mother  taught  me  about JUSTICE.
    "One  day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn
out just like you!"

A decade ago I never thought I would be, at twenty three, on the verge of spontaneous combustion.
Woe-is-me.
But I guess that it comes with the territory; an ominous landscape of never ending calamity.
I need you to hear.
I need you to see that I have had all I can take and exploding seems like a definate possibility to me.
So pardon me while I burst into flames.
I’ve had enough of the world and it’s people’s mindless games.
So pardon me while I burn and rise above the flame.
Pardon me, pardon me…. I’ll never be the same.
Not two days ago, I was having a look in a book and I saw a picture of a guy fried up above his knees.
I said, "I can relate, " ’cause lately I’ve been thinking of combustation as a welcomed vacation from the burdens of the planet earth.
Like gravity, hypocricy, and the perils of being in 3-D… and thinking so much differently.
So pardon me while I burst into flames.
I’ve had enough of this world, and it’s people’s mindless games.
So pardon me while I burn and rise above the flame.
Pardon me, pardon me… I’ll never be the same.

1) TOOTHPICK - to remind you to pick out the
good qualities in others. - 

2) RUBBER BAND - to remind you to be flexible,
things might not always go the way you want,
but it will work out. -

3) BAND AID - to remind you to heal hurt
feelings, yours or someone else’s. - 

4) PENCIL - to remind you to list your blessings
everyday. - 

5) ERASER - To remind you that everyone makes
mistakes, and it’s OK. -

6) CHEWING GUM - to remind you to stick with it,
and you can accomplish anything. 

7) CANDY KISS - to remind you that everyone needs
a kiss or a hug everyday.. -

TEA BAG - to remind you to relax daily and go
over that list of blessings.–

A verbal wound is as bad as a physical one
Friends are a very rare jewel, indeed. They
make you smile and encourage you to succeed.

They lend an ear, share a word of praise
and they always open their hearts to us.
Show your friends how much you care.